Bound and Twisty

Roo - expounded

2010-02-03T00:32:00.000+11:00

Below is a response to a response I received on Fetlife following this post which I posted there also. I thought I would repost it here to keep everyone in the loop.

Hello *********,

This isn't an imposition or intrusion at all. I welcome comments and thoughts.

I sway between two opinions regarding this event and those following. At times I am quite angry, and disappointed by my husband's lack of response, and yet at other times I am very calm about the entire happening. We see Roo each week on a Saturday afternoon after cricket. We haven't seen him or his wife socially since before Christmas. I can speak freely to him, he has sworn to both myself and King that he knows what he did was wrong, apologised profusely and swears nothing like it will ever happen again. So do I believe him? No. No way. I think that given 6 months, he will relax into stupidity again and would easily do something like that again. I know that I am never going to be left alone with him again, which isn't something I would want to happen, so that pleases me.

So I wonder if it's sometimes society's opinion on how King should have reacted that surfaces to my consiousness every so often. I don't really want to see him get into a physical confrontation with anyone, certainly not to defend my honour, so I wonder is it just a throwback emotion that my male should have stepped up, thumped his chest and scared off the intruder to his territory? Perhaps.

I know he has to get a number of things about our relationship, regarding outside people, organised and settled in his head. Maybe because i'm okay with the idea of playing with others on occasion, he didn't think it was as bad a experience to me as warrented a 'proper' reaction.

But you are right - we do need to communicate more, and better, and that's definitely on the to-do list this year to work on.

I hope to hear again from you regarding this and other things I post. I enjoy hearing other peoples opinions as they make me look more deeply at what I have written, and that is never a bad thing.

Twist

HNT - Half Nekkid Truth

2010-02-02T00:46:00.000+11:00

The below photograph was taken less than half an hour ago.

Those are my delightful glass scales showing me two things:
1. I need a pedicure - stat!
And...
2. I need to seriously loose weight. I am approx 178cm/5'9ft tall, and as the scales show 111.4kgs. This puts my BMI about 35.5, and according to everything I've read:

If your BMI is:
Under 18 - you are very underweight and possibly malnourished.
Under 20 - you are underweight and could afford to gain a little weight.
20 to 25 - you have a healthy weight range for young and middle-aged adults.
26 to 30 - you are overweight
Over 30 - you are obese.

So there you have it, I am officially obese, though noone would associate that word with me if asked. Obese looks very different on different people, I may be brave enough to post proper HNT photos of my body this Thursday to show you my shape. Not what immediately comes to mind when you here the word 'obese' but clearly I should be worried into doing something about this.

So I make a promise to myself and everyone watching that I will bring my weight down to under 100kgs by my birthday, which is 2 months away.
Getting down to 99kgs will bring my BMI down to 31 which, while is still way too high, is a good start.

Stay tuned for regular updates and Half Nekkid Truth scale check-ins.

Roo

2010-02-01T03:20:00.000+11:00

Just before Christmas 2009, something happened that I'm not proud of. The only thing I did wrong in this occurance was to not be as protective of myself as I should have been. And even King maintains I did absolutely nothing wrong, not even that.
On December 23 I was the victim of a delusional friend of my husbands who I shall call Roo. I will start by saying that he didn't lay a hand on me, I got out of the situation before it escalated that far, but I have no doubt it would have, had I stayed.
Roo is somewhat well known in our group for sending women dirty and suggestive text messages - known to all but his wife aparently. If he targeted single women, fair enough, his choice. However he seems to get a kick out of going after the wives of his friends. When the messages started months ago, I initially encouraged them, amused and flattered by his interest.
Then it was taken too far - photographs of his cock were not something I needed to see, and certainly not video of him jerking off into a sink.
For the next short while all was quiet, with short lapses in his textual behaviour every few weeks. By December I really thought that he had learned to behave, King knew what was happening and the types of things he was sending.
So when Roo's wife asked us to house and cat-sit over Christmas and the New Year, King had no issue giving his approval. Roo and family were leaving Friday at 3am so King suggested I stay there on Thursday night and he would join me on the Friday after he finished work. I had a small amount of hesitation and after I discussed it with King, we decided that Roo wasn't stupid enough to try anything on me, especially as his 19 year old son would also be in the house. Boy were we wrong.

Before I'd even stepped through the door, it began.
His usual and expected greeting and welcome of "Come in if you're sexy and put out!"
It only got worse from there. Quickly plying me with numerous cans of beer in quick succession, under the excuse if showing me how the bedroom (in which King and I would be staying) DVD player works, he put on a (boring) pornographic movie. When I excused myself from the bedroom he began sending me text messages from the other side of the house, inviting me back to suck his cock and other such activities. When I refused, he proclaimed that he was going to jerk off to the movie regardless.
That would have been bad enough, but fine had he not come out to the lounge room clad only in his boxer shorts. He stood by the side of my chair and I quickly averted my eyes, though I could see his hands playing about the shorts. I cannot be 100% on if he removed his cock as I didn't look back for even a second, but I am 98% sure, as I know what he is like.
I left the house, taking with me the spare keys, dutifully fed the cats over the next week, but King and I didn't spend any nights there, no more that the necessary 5 minutes a day.

King has now seen and spoken to him 3 times since this incident, and has no inclination to tell him off or blow up at him for what he did. I don't know how to feel about it really, I just give King the reactions that cause the least amount of upset as I know that's what he wants.

Insomnia

2010-02-01T03:06:00.000+11:00

I found that it is quite frustrating when at 3am, King who I was sure was fast asleep, rolled over and asked if I was okay in quite a concerned voice. Apparently I looked like I was having a seizure. I'm not sure how amused he was at my response of "No baby, I'm just getting myself off!"
Well, a girl has got to have something to do when insomnia strikes.

Pleasurists #62

2010-01-27T23:09:00.000+11:00

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Editor’s Pick

Fun Factory Flexi Felix by Dr. Ruthie

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

LELO Mona by Laurel

LELO Mia by Toy With Me

Je Joue Gi-Ki by Laurel

I Rub My Duckie Bondage by Undressed Reviews

LELO Iris and Gigi by Joanna Cake

Thrusting Jack Rabbit by Melen’s Rayne

Fly Micro Vibe by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew

LELO Iris by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter

Close2You Opus by EffinSara

Cloud 9 by EffinSara

Thrusting Jack Rabbit by Cinnamon

Je Joue Gi-Ki by Bad Bad Girl

Vibrating Panties by Bad Bad Girl

Jimmyjane Iconic Pocket by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter

OhMiBod Freestyle by Pretty Power Tools

LELO Ina by Saraid

Spellbound Stud Curved Jack by Mistress Kay

Onye Fleur by CarrieAnn

iTap Egg by CarrieAnn

Wisper Mistery by Kristi

LELO Mona by Sammi

Silicone Flexi Power Rod by Red

Triple Treat Rabbit by Sammi

Evolved Symphony Opus by Kateanon

Evolved Citron by Pretty Power Tools

Velvet Purple Pill by LikeSunshineDust

Dildos

LELO Ella by Mistress Kay

Don Wands Nubby Fat Head by Ginger Leigh

LELO Ella by Dani Darling

Tantus Compact by EffinSara

Rainbow Nubby by Lithaewyn

Anal Toys

Luxotiq Metal Plug by Sammi

Luxotiq Glass Plug by Saraid

Bootie by Profligacy

Toys for Cocks

Gear Essentials Titan by Hubman and Veronica

LELO Bo by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter

Boss Cock’s Pleasure Ring by Mistress Kay

Wave Rider Cock Ring by Sammi

LELO Bo by Kateanon

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

Astroglide Shooters by Undressed Reviews

Intimate Organics Aromatherapy Massage Oil by Saraid

Intimate Organics Relaxing Massage Oil by Red

Hathor Aphrodisia by Domina Doll

BDSM/Fetish

Lavish Nipple Clamps by Cinnamon

Zeus Deluxe Digital Power box by Bad Bad Girl

Superstrap Ankle Cuffs by Melen’s Rayne

Fulfill-a-fantasy Suede Flogger by Mistress Kay

Six Vaginal Electrodes by Sweet Tart

Nipple Clamps by Domina Doll

Adult Books

The Human Pony by Cinnamon

Moregasm: Babeland’s Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex by Dani Darling

Moregasm by Alley

The New Topping Book by Domina Doll

Adult Movies/Porn

Nina Hartley’s Guide to Erotic Bondage by Domina Doll

Midori’s Expert Guide to Sensual Bondage by Lexi B.

Real Lesbian Sex: Jay & Pike by The Porn Librarian

Vengence by FrzKey

Riot Grrrls by J.D. Bauchery

Straight Guys for Gay Eyes – Bo Dean by The Porn Librarian

Princess Kali – Domme In Training by FrzKey

Sex Furniture

Liberator Memory Foam Body Pillow by Beautiful Dreamer

Storage

Tunti Illuminating Toybox by Domina Doll

Tunti Toybox by Mistress Kay

Miscellaneous

Teneo Uno and Duo by Beautiful Dreamer

Portable Pink Dancing Kit by Beautiful Dreamer

Ophoria K-Balls by CarrieAnn

Pleasurists #61

2010-01-21T00:44:00.000+11:00

by Gene Magic

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Basic Essentials Softee by Undressed Reviews

Marketing Guy 1:
What do chicks love?
Marketing Guy 2:
My Dick!
MG 1 & 2:
WOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!
MG 1:
No seriously, though…they love pink…and….and….
MG 2:
My Dick!

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

LELO Ina by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
Thrusting Jack Rabbit by True Pleasures
Chester Cheeky by Ginger Leigh
Impulse 5 Hypersonic Wand by Joan Price
Tongue Joy Turbo Pack by Red
Power Breeze Bullet by Joan Price
Wahl by Epiphora
Sweet Stimulator by Mistress Kay
LELO Gigi by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
MyPleasure Cosmetic Kit by Mistress Kay
Lovemoiselle Cecile by Wilhelmina Wang
Tantus Delta by namelesschaos
JeJoue Gi-ki by Saraid
She Devil by Sundae
The Cone by Kristy

Dildos

Fun Factory Wave by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

Anal Toys

Toys for Cocks

Support Plus Extended Ring Head Exciter by Alley

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

Pink water by Sarahbear
AfterGlow Wipes by Scintillectual
Afterglow Wipes by Cinnamon
Body Essentials Kit by Beautiful Dreamer
Pjur Med Clean Spray by Sexorcism

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books

Adult Movies/Porn

Sex Furniture

Fetish Fantasy Mini Position Master by True Pleasures

Storage

For Your Nymphomation Adult Toybox by Kaijah

HNT

2010-01-21T00:33:00.000+11:00

This HNT I use as an opportunity to lay bare a part of my life that is very dear to me, King's daughter, The Princess (7).

Here she is trying to wave me away from her icecream, afraid I would steal some, which I did :)

Mmmmmm......

2010-01-20T14:38:00.001+11:00

I intend to try making this recipe from Cafe Chocolada, and I will post photos when I have...stay tuned...yummm

Latex

2010-01-18T15:04:00.000+11:00

OMG OMG OMG...I so badly want this outfit.
I've never wanted anything latex so badly before.

I have had one previous experience with latex, when I was 18 and a boy I dated once bought me a latex pencil skirt from a sex shop. I had no idea what I was doing, how to care for it and how to get it on, and I wasn't smart enough at that point on where to find this information. Now as I look into myself for the things that I really enjoy and desire, latex is floating to the surface of my thoughts again. Just the idea of wearing this outfit out at a club and bouncing around, letting my kitty side have a play, then coming home and jumping into a shower and playing with the water before I remove the second skin and become myself again - mmm, yummy!

Babysitting

2010-01-17T05:46:00.000+11:00

The last couple of days King and I have been babysitting a house for a family member, and with that their two cats. They are crazy fun, but mostly a little crazy. They've already destroyed the headphones for King's iPhone, and while I'm worried that she (I'm sure it was the little one) will get sick from the wire, it's mostly annoying.

In happy news, King got his second best ever score at cricket yesterday, and I'm proud as can be of him. He was totally chuffed and I suggested going back to the club house to celebrate properly as he hadn't been in a while.
Long story...sorta long..., I was favoured with much affection last night for the idea because he had a blast! He even spoke briefly to 'Roo', who I was sure he was going to punch out next time he ran into him (totally justified and for another post).

I'm very proud and happy for my wonderful King, and we're going to work together to get his fitness up over the winter break.
Also, now he needs a new cricket bat - and I think that's a fair reward for the conquering hero.

First HNT - be kind :)

2010-01-14T12:00:00.002+11:00

I have decided to participate in Half-Nekkid Thursday, which should help me with my self confidence issues, as well as get me to exercise a bit more, so that I can post a special Christmas 2010 HNT :)

Bonus

2010-01-14T00:26:00.000+11:00

King took me to one of our local pubs tonight - the back up for when our main local is closed. It's really just a pokie venue, but its open 24/7 I think, which means when he gets home late and craves a beer, we have somewhere to go. Invariably we end up putting some money into the machines, even though we cannot really afford too much, but tonight we came out on top! I ended up with a spare $20 which I resisted putting back into the machine and held tightly til I could come home and stash it into my Knot Twisted Massage Therapy Fund jar - doubled my money already, what a good start!

Knot Twisted Massage Therapy

2010-01-13T18:54:00.000+11:00

I wanted to document my work and study goals for 2010 here.

I need to save $400 to put myself through a short massage course which is 20 hours in total.
Once I have finished that course, I can start my Certificate VI in Massage Therapy Practice. That will start in June this year, full time for 6 months, which is actually 3 days a week.
Once I have done that I can advertise myself as a qualified massage therapist.

I would love to do some massage work at play events, sort of a Post-Play Massage Therapy service, 10 minutes per person - I wonder if that would be of interest to people. If not I can always get some work at the football and cricket clubs working with the boys which wouldn't be as enjoyable, but i'd still be doing what I want to.

The Knot Twisted Massage Therapy Fund: $20 - well, it's a start!

Pleasurists #60

2010-01-13T17:57:00.000+11:00

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Editor’s Pick

Liberator Axis Hitachi by Carnivalesq

Epiphora commented that “the Hitachi takes up like entire vulva,” and therefore wanted to know “if I have to like buttsex to have it work for partner play.” I argue that the Hitachi does not take up the whole vulva, but recognize that I may, in fact, be super human.

Note: Carnivalesq’s Illustrated Axis Hitachi Positioning Guide is just awesome and you should read it. ‘Nuff said.

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Je Joue G-Ki by Dangerous Lilly

LELO Mia by Laurel

Doc Johnson Velvet Touch by Mistress Kay

Pure Mini by LikeSunshineDust

Bondage Duckie by Mistress Kay

Bswish Bcute by Laurel

OhMiBod Freestyle by Mistress Kay

Kitty Play by Laurel

Emotional Bliss’ Chandra by Mystyfi

Dildos

Randy by Epiphora

LELO Ella by Ginger Leigh

Bad Dragon Ridgeback and Tentacle by Carnivalesq

Outlaw by Sammi

Alumina Revolve by Undressed Reviews

Krystal Rabbit by Darling Dove

Heart’s Desire by Sammi

Cyberglass Four-Way G by Melen’s Rayne

Angelic Dreams by Valyn

Hans’ Hardwood Dildo by Carnivalesq

Anal Toys

Tantus Ryder by Melen’s Rayne

Bootie by Lithaewyn

Xhale Glass Baller by Valyn

Toys for Cocks

TitanMen Stretch-to-Fit Cock Ring by Dani Darling

Succu Dry by Tales from the Porn Store

Bunny Enhancer by Dani Darling

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

Chocolate Body Fondue by Laurel

Sliquid Organics Silk by True Pleasures

BDSM/Fetish

Single Strans Beaded Clamps by Shanna Germain

Behind the Back Restraint by Nadia West

Leather Impressions “Love” Paddle by Mistress Kay

Under the Bed Restraint System by Vita and Zinaida on Undressed Reviews

Adult Books/Games

Sexuations Board Game by Mistress Kay

1,001 Ways to Be Romantic by Mistress Kay

Lou Paget’s “Orgasms” by Mistress Kay

Adult Movies/Porn

Roulette by Undressed Reviews

Sunny’s Slumber Party by The Porn Librarian

Nina Hartley’s Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms by FrzKey

Throat: A Cautionary Tale by J.D. Bauchery

Taboo Decadence by The Porn Librarian

Heaven by FrzKey

Sex Furniture

Liberator Wing by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter

Liberator Scoop/Wedge Combo by Epiphora

Storage

FYN Adult Toy Box by Nadia West

Lingerie

Flirty Valentine Set by Lithaewyn

Miscellaneous

Peni-Cake Pan by Mistress Kay

Fun Factory Smartballs Teneo Uno and Duo by Melen’s Rayne

Fun Factory Smartballs Teneo Duo by HotMoviesforHer Sex Toy Crew

Smartballs Teneo Uno and Duo by Carnivalesq

Taking Stock

2010-01-12T22:54:00.000+11:00

It's about that time of year. Parties are finished, Christmas and New Years is over and we've all had a chance to settle down into 2010. So I decided it was time I take stock, look at what I have carried from 2009 into the new year and see what I should have left behind.

For introductory purposes, the following people will be frequently referred to:
King - my husband and Master
The Princess - King's daughter

Geekette - King's sister

The facts as they stand are:

* I am presently fighting a virus which has left me with a bad cough which means that I am getting next to no sleep and also keeping King awake.
* I have no job at the moment.
* King and I were both individually in debt when we met - we are both still there, which is near impossible to juggle on one income.
* There is unrest at King's workplace at the moment and we are not entirely sure what is happening - perhaps nothing, perhaps redundency, but it'll happen before March.
* I seem to have a small, but growing addiction to World of Warcraft - yes I am a geek.
* Unemployed and plays WoW - what's next? Ah yes, I am overweight. Not crazy health scare overweight, but a bit fat. I could seriously stand to loose 25-30kgs.
* Yesterday I felt like the worst daughter in the world, I was supposed to take my mother to the doctors and I let her talk me out of it because it was so hot today. I agreed, because I'd much rather be in airconditioning and playing WoW than driving in the heat in a car with no airconditioning. Unfortunately Mums car didn't make it all the way back, with a blue flame erupting from the bonnet and a complete loss of acceleration and power. Luckily noone was hurt, but my Mum was badly shaken and scared. My younger brother, Animal, arrived and helped as he was only a few minutes away. My father took the afternoon off work and all is well, but I can't shake the feeling that I should have been there. If I had we would have been in my car and it would never have happened.
Whew...small rant, thanks for hanging in there, I clearly needed to get that out.

Now surely is the time to look at the good things:

* King and I have a stable and cheap roof over our heads, living with his parents, which while it does restrict our 'fun', is very helpful and affordable for us right now.

* I have a gym membership - so why don't I use it? Motivation to exercise is a problem, and something I want to work on this year. By this years end, I will have lost the 25-30kgs that I really do need to loose.

* I have signed up to Goodreads on which I will be tracking the books I read this year. On that site I have joined one of the groups which aims for 50 books in a year. That should keep me focused on reading, rather than playing on the computer - hopefully.

* I am going to be studying again this year, finally, after talking about it for so long. I will be studying a short course on massage before June, and then in June I will start studying full time doing my Certificate IV in Massage Therapy Practice. That will be 3 days per week.